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Ryan Dicker - iPhone 5

from WEekly Challenge by We Wrote the Book on Connectors

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Ryan Dicker's song completing WEekly Challenge #14 - "Let's Talk iPhone".

lyrics

Present day technology
Can help those of us who feel lonely
With Online dating sites
But it's not humans that interest me
I had my eyes on an android
So I got one but now I;m annoyed and wondering

If Johnny 5 can come alive with a single lightning strike
Why can't my android
And if I open in it up and program it to love
My warranty's void
So where do I find companionship
When my phone doesn't come equipped
With a heart, a brain, even knees
Instead outrageous roaming fees

I'm caught in a trap
A two year contract
With a machine a machine when I might as well just f*&^ing be alone
I'm such a sap
If only I'd known
Then I would've held out for a new iPhone

Buyer's remorse
And a broken heart
I'm so sorry Apple
I should've got an iPhone
I want a new iPhone
An iPhone 5
I want an iPhone 5

I'm sorry, my sweet Android
You just don't have the features of the iPhone

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from WEekly Challenge, track released October 3, 2011

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