WEekly Challenge

by We Wrote the Book on Connectors

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WEekly Challenge!!!

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released July 1, 2010

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We Wrote the Book on Connectors Seattle, Washington

WE are from SEATTLE.
WE are the self-proclaimed BAND OF THE FUTURE.
WE are the inventors of MUSTACHE ROCK.
WE have awesome T-SHIRTS.
WE rock. HARD.

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Track Name: The Girls
THE GIRLS

the girls are dead
the girls are dead
Track Name: Work Is For Jerks
WORK IS FOR JERKS - lyrics

work is for jerks
spending all my time slaving away
please believe there must be a better way

I need to find a job
how am I supposed to pay the rent
when all of my money has already been spent

somebody is due for a change
keep your head up Michael James
make a million bucks with your face
time for you to go get paid
someday you will have it made
Track Name: At the Sizzler
AT THE SIZZLER - lyrics

the salad bar is off the charts
the steaks are culinary art
you might run into my sister
don't forget to tip her
she brings your food right out to the table

at the sizzler

charles Barkley loves to eat at the sizzler
the Hucstables have all been seen at the sizzler
Gary Busey feeds his family at the sizzler
Larry Bird is shooting threes at the sizzler
Track Name: Weird and Awesome (MJV version)
WEIRD AND AWESOME lyrics

Emmett Montgomery is weird and awesome
one day I hope to be exactly like Emmett Montgomery

I wonder what it's like
inside of Emmett's head
I bet it's wonderful
and so magnificent
Track Name: Dr. Fluffenstein
DR. FLUFFENSTEIN - lyrics

your personality is flowing from your tail
softer than the sweetest somethings whispered in my ear

Dr. Fluffenstein

please explain to me how the whiskers on your face
are giving you the right to walk around here like you own the place

I've got my eye on you
I file everything you do under the letter F
F s for Fluffenstein

experimenting with new ways of napping on my bed
show some me credentials or I will refuse to rub your head
Track Name: Cats vs Dogs
meow
Track Name: Ryan Dicker - iPhone 5
Present day technology
Can help those of us who feel lonely
With Online dating sites
But it's not humans that interest me
I had my eyes on an android
So I got one but now I;m annoyed and wondering

If Johnny 5 can come alive with a single lightning strike
Why can't my android
And if I open in it up and program it to love
My warranty's void
So where do I find companionship
When my phone doesn't come equipped
With a heart, a brain, even knees
Instead outrageous roaming fees

I'm caught in a trap
A two year contract
With a machine a machine when I might as well just f*&^ing be alone
I'm such a sap
If only I'd known
Then I would've held out for a new iPhone

Buyer's remorse
And a broken heart
I'm so sorry Apple
I should've got an iPhone
I want a new iPhone
An iPhone 5
I want an iPhone 5

I'm sorry, my sweet Android
You just don't have the features of the iPhone
Track Name: Phoning It In
PHONING IT IT - lyrics

I’m phoning it in
Phoning it in
Not gonna give my best effort tonight
I’m phoning it in

I’m phoning it in
Phoning it in
This song only took me ten seconds to write
I’m phoning it in

Cellular telephone
Reminds me that I’m alone
Nobody wants to talk to me
On the cover of lonely magazine

Eat some formaldehyde
Dissect me with your laser eye
this is where the party’s at
look it up on Google maps

I’m phoning it in
Phoning it in
there’s no reason for me to even try
I’m phoning it in

I’m phoning it in
Phoning it in
Singing the first thing that comes to my mind
Larry bird bill csoby hot dog num chuck checking account

tacos
I need some tacos
The running man is running for his life

Tacos
Give me some tacos
Ram it down your throat and break your god damn spine

Tacos
Give me some tacos
Dynamo just got the iphone 5

He’s losing power
Cut to commercial
I won’t kill a helpless human being
Not even sadistic scum like you
Track Name: Your Head (Put Your Hands On Top Of)
Put Your Hands On Top of Your Head
Oh No!