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WEekly Challenge

by We Wrote the Book on Connectors

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The Girls 02:21
THE GIRLS the girls are dead the girls are dead
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Heritage USA 03:02
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WORK IS FOR JERKS - lyrics work is for jerks spending all my time slaving away please believe there must be a better way I need to find a job how am I supposed to pay the rent when all of my money has already been spent somebody is due for a change keep your head up Michael James make a million bucks with your face time for you to go get paid someday you will have it made
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AT THE SIZZLER - lyrics the salad bar is off the charts the steaks are culinary art you might run into my sister don't forget to tip her she brings your food right out to the table at the sizzler charles Barkley loves to eat at the sizzler the Hucstables have all been seen at the sizzler Gary Busey feeds his family at the sizzler Larry Bird is shooting threes at the sizzler
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4 to 6:45 04:02
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WEIRD AND AWESOME lyrics Emmett Montgomery is weird and awesome one day I hope to be exactly like Emmett Montgomery I wonder what it's like inside of Emmett's head I bet it's wonderful and so magnificent
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DR. FLUFFENSTEIN - lyrics your personality is flowing from your tail softer than the sweetest somethings whispered in my ear Dr. Fluffenstein please explain to me how the whiskers on your face are giving you the right to walk around here like you own the place I've got my eye on you I file everything you do under the letter F F s for Fluffenstein experimenting with new ways of napping on my bed show some me credentials or I will refuse to rub your head
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Raptastic 04:01
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Cats vs Dogs 01:29
meow
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Present day technology Can help those of us who feel lonely With Online dating sites But it's not humans that interest me I had my eyes on an android So I got one but now I;m annoyed and wondering If Johnny 5 can come alive with a single lightning strike Why can't my android And if I open in it up and program it to love My warranty's void So where do I find companionship When my phone doesn't come equipped With a heart, a brain, even knees Instead outrageous roaming fees I'm caught in a trap A two year contract With a machine a machine when I might as well just f*&^ing be alone I'm such a sap If only I'd known Then I would've held out for a new iPhone Buyer's remorse And a broken heart I'm so sorry Apple I should've got an iPhone I want a new iPhone An iPhone 5 I want an iPhone 5 I'm sorry, my sweet Android You just don't have the features of the iPhone
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PHONING IT IT - lyrics I’m phoning it in Phoning it in Not gonna give my best effort tonight I’m phoning it in I’m phoning it in Phoning it in This song only took me ten seconds to write I’m phoning it in Cellular telephone Reminds me that I’m alone Nobody wants to talk to me On the cover of lonely magazine Eat some formaldehyde Dissect me with your laser eye this is where the party’s at look it up on Google maps I’m phoning it in Phoning it in there’s no reason for me to even try I’m phoning it in I’m phoning it in Phoning it in Singing the first thing that comes to my mind Larry bird bill csoby hot dog num chuck checking account tacos I need some tacos The running man is running for his life Tacos Give me some tacos Ram it down your throat and break your god damn spine Tacos Give me some tacos Dynamo just got the iphone 5 He’s losing power Cut to commercial I won’t kill a helpless human being Not even sadistic scum like you
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Put Your Hands On Top of Your Head Oh No!

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released July 1, 2010

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We Wrote the Book on Connectors Seattle, Washington

WE are from SEATTLE.
WE are the self-proclaimed BAND OF THE FUTURE.
WE are the inventors of MUSTACHE ROCK.
WE have awesome T-SHIRTS.
WE rock. HARD.

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